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Songs

1. City Living, Words and Music: Dale Neumann


2. Can We Find It, Words and Music: Dale Neumann


3. Big Top, Words and Music: Dale Neumann


4. Guiding Light, Words and Music: Dale Neumann


5. You Oughtta Know, Words and Music: Dale Neumann


6. Some People, Words by Dale Neumann and Melody by Clint Ettorre


7. You're Not Sleepy ( Bitter Sweet Dreams ), Words by Dale Neumann, Melody by Dale Neumann and Clint Ettorre


8. Lightnin', Words by Kristine Lamey and Music by Dale Neumann


9. Meljazz II, Music by Dale Neumann


10. Answering Machine, Words and Music by Dale Neumann


11. Professionalism, Words and Music by Dale Neumann


12. Riding High, Words and Music by Dale Neumann, Acoustic Rhythm Guitar and Solo by Clint Ettorre


13. The Search, Words and Music by Dale Neumann


14. Here We Are, Words and Music by Dale Neumann


15. Apart, Words and Music by Dale Neumann


16. I Like To Dance, Words and Music by Dale Neumann


17. Just Get To Heaven, Words and Music by Dale Neumann


18. Momentum ( Instrumental ), Words and Music by Dale Neumann


19. Nancy, Words and Music by Dale Neumann, Three Layers of Vocals and Three Layers of Piano Voices in Three Variations


20. We Must Care, Words and Music by Dale Neumann, Notable sound on track is the Dr. Rhythm DR-110 custom drum patterns modified with Reverse Digital Delay from the XTc Digital Reverb Unit

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20. We Must Care, Words and Music by Dale Neumann, Notable sound on track is the Dr. Rhythm DR-110 custom drum patterns modified with Reverse Digital Delay from the XTc Digital Reverb Unit

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CITY LIVING

Words and Music by Dale Neumann

Living in the city.
Life ain't pretty.
Nothin' goin' down.
People wear a frown.

Look at the bums.
Look at the slums.
High unemployment.
Lack of enjoyment.

Refrain
It's a hard life for some.
An easy life for none.
Competition is rough.
You gotta be tough.

Living in the city.
It gets very gritty.
Many who rob.
Pros can join the mob.
(I say- GET A JOB!)
(a real job)

Refrain

Instrumental Break

So play your cards right.
And work both day and night.
Forget all about the rest.
Just strive to do your best.

(What more can you do?)
(At least you tried.)

CAN WE FIND IT

Words and Music by Dale Neumann

You'll be my volcano of lust,
And we'll dwell on the beach.
The moon is so right, I will take you at night,
What is this stopping me?

I must...let go of my feelings for you,
I must tell you... the TRUTH.
Oooh baby, can we make it together,
Can we make it just once?

And

Refrain
Can we find it, can we find it, can we find it,
Is it there?

Oh Darlin', I know how you feel,
I know what goes on in your mind.
I'm well aware, I'm not concerned with "out there",
I know your feelin' it, too.

Just give me a chance, just one little chance,
To show you how much I lust for you.
Your body and mine can really move,
Between the sheets of my waterbed.

Refrain

[Name your price.
Only in my dreams.
You make me feel like Pavlov's dog.
When that bell rings,
I salivate all over you.
Can we find it, baby, can we find it?
Can we find it?]

BIG TOP

Words and Music by Dale Neumann

Life is a circus,
People are strange,
Talking with masks on,
Like clowns with no pain.

Why can't we be open,
Like a breath of fresh air,
Not stuck under a big top,
Anticipating a dare?

Refrain
There's always Mistrust,
Though he's covered by much dust.
Wind just a small gust,
Will expose him clearly.
But those who stay a bit,
And admire his quick wit,
Will fall blindly into the pit,
And regret it dearly.

Lust is swinging,
On the trapeze of life.
With her pulling the strings,
You don't need a wife.

Swinging with her,
Can be very exciting.
But sooner or later,
It gets very frightening.

Refrain

On the high wire is Greed,
With a few bucks he'll succeed,
Turning a profit,
From hearts that do bleed.

If he falls, there is no net,
This really makes him sweat.
If his intentions were good,
We wouldn't have to bet.

Refrain

Life is a circus,
People are strange,
Talking with masks on,
Like clowns with no pain.

Why can't we be open,
Why can't we be straight,
Speaking the truth,
Before it's too late?

[And in the 3rd ring is a member from our audience of life
who has volunteered to jump into this tiny bucket of water
from the top
of the big top.]

GUIDING LIGHT

Words and Music by Dale Neumann

When I was alone and feelin' down,
I called upon your help,
To turn me right around,
Continue to develop.

But that was not the end,
Only just the start.
You'd always be my friend,
And hold a place in my heart.

In my heart,
You were always so smart,
And state of the art, I've always loved you,
Forever will love you.
In my heart, I've always loved you,
Forever will love you.
In my heart, I've always loved you,
Forever will love you.
In my heart. I've always loved you,
Forever will love you.

Refrain
I've always loved you,
Forever will love you,
You're my guiding light.
You taught me to care some,
You helped me to grow some,
You're my guiding light.

When I was scared and so unsure,
You helped me to calm down,
And made me feel so pure,
Stopped my spinnin' roun'.

But that was hardly all,
You comforted my soul,
Saved me from a fall,
And sought to make me whole.

Refrain

Break

Refrain

YOU OUGHTTA KNOW

Words and Music by Dale Neumann

Once in a while,
I wish that you would smile,
And hold back the tears,
In your doggy eyes.

You've still got me,
And I'll never let you drown,
So pick up your face,
And shatter that ancient frown.

I want you to know,
What there is to know.
I want you to see,
What you mean to me.

You don't realize it,
But you're not off so bad:
Not too many people,
Have shared what we have had.

I look at you...
Will you look in my eye?
Won't you just remember,
Don't need no reason why.

I want you to know,
What there is to know.
I want you to see,
What you mean to me.

[You should know better!]
[You really ought to know by now.]
[You know?]

Once in a while,
I wish that you would...

SOME PEOPLE

Words by Dale Neumann

Some people want to be filthy rich,
I just want to play music.
Some people buy and sell their souls,
Mine, I would gladly share.

Some men love to love a thousand women,
Some girls have to have a million men.
All I ever asked from you, my lady,
Is for you to always be my friend.

For you to be my friend.
Not only for today,
Not just for tomorrow...
Forever.

Some people never tell the truth,
There are times we all hold back.
But keeping secrets inside your brain,
Results in a constant throbbing pain.

Some people only live and fight,
I just want to hold you tight.
In a world that's driving me blind,
You help me to keep my sight.

You help me to keep my sight.
And I see you,
There is only you...
Forever.

Hold me tight, keep the light.
Hold me tight, it's all right.
Not only for today,
Not just for tomorrow....
Forever.

Forever.

BITTER SWEET DREAMS
(You're not sleepy)


Words and Music by Dale Neumann

When the demon's in your head,
You don't want to go to bed,
You're not sleepy.

When the people in your mind,
Make your teeth begin to grind,
You're not sleepy.

Refrain
And though your mind is reelin',
You've got to keep that feelin'.
Shake off all your misery,
Show off all your wizardry.

When the devil's in your eye,
And your feelin' kind of high,
You're not sleepy.

When the lightness in your head,
Make you wonder if you're dead,
You're not sleepy.

When the smoke is coming out,
Out your head and out your mouth,
You're not sleepy.

When the smell that's in the air,
Is of the burning of your hair,
You're not sleepy.

Refrain

Break

When there's talking in your ear,
And you don't like what you hear,
You're not sleepy.

When you go to take a walk,
And you're victim of a stalk,
You're not sleepy.

Refrain

Break

Refrain

LIGHTNIN'

Words by Kristine Lamey
Music by Dale Neumann
Lightnin', Lightnin', Lightnin', Lightnin'...

Refrain
Lighnin'; Lighnin',
Let it sink in.
Lighnin'; Lighnin',
Under my skin.
Lighnin'; Lighnin',
Electrified.
Lighnin'; Lighnin',
I think I just died!

Struck by lighnin'
Lost my head.
Struck by lighnin'
Am I not dead?
Zapped by lightnin'
Out of control.
It's kind of exciting
For my new soul!

Refrain (2x)

Struck by lightnin',
A new point of view.
Struck by lightnin',
Jagged at you.
Struck by lightnin',
Hot not cold.
Tired of frightnin'
Make a me whole!

Struck by lighnin'
Lost my head.
Struck by lighnin'
Am I not dead?
Zapped by lightnin'
Out of control.
It's kind of exciting
For my new soul!

Lightnin', Lightnin', Lightnin', Lightnin'...

Refrain

Break

Lightnin', Lightnin', Lightnin', Lightnin'...
I think I just died...

ANSWERING MACHINE

Words and Music by Dale Neumann

Delayed Voice
You have just called, You have just called,
The NEUMANN residence... The NEUMANN residence...

[piano introduction...]

Neither LEE, JUNE, DALE, Effect
Or HOBE... Dog Barking
...can come,
to the phone right now.

But if you leave,
your...
NAME,
NUMBER,
and MESSAGE...
...we'll get back to you,
as soon as possible.

[End background music]

Effect Voice
WAIT FOR THE BEEP!

PROFESSIONALISM

Words and Music by Dale Neumann

Professional this...
Professional that.
Conceptual this...
Conceptual that.

Respectable this...
Responsible that.
Professional this...
Professional that.

It's really all a bunch of bull you see,
Especially when it really doesn't matter to me.

Respectable this...
Responsible that.
Professional this...
Professional that.

Got to wear your black socks.
Got to wear your dress pants.
Got to wear your best tie.
Got to watch your crotch fly!

Professional this...
Professional that.
Conceptual this...
Conceptual that.

Respectable this...
Responsible that.
Professional this...
Professional that.

Just puttin' on a show for the people you know,
Whom you gotta work with, so you can't let go!

Professional this...
Professional that.
Professional this...
Professional that.

RIDING HIGH

Words and Music by Dale Neumann

Riding high,
Above the sky.
Knowing why,
Won't help you to fly.

People shout,
But you can't hear.
Looking back,
At all those years.

Crawling along,
Writing a song,
For those to play,
Another day.

I will be,
Eternally,
Helping those,
Who really need.

Give them strength,
Give them hope,
Show them love,
Help them to cope.

On the track,
Holding back,
Giving ground,
Not a sound..

Sailing with the wind,
Drifting with the tide,
Holding on to love,
Tingling inside.

Planning,
Spanning,
Growing,
Loving.

THE SEARCH

Words and Music by Dale Neumann

The ways of the world,
Are hard to be found.
They rarely are shown,
The clues don't abound.

If you look very hard,
And search your soul.
You won't find the answer,
There's more to the goal.

You can spy on a house,
Search all the streets,
Turn every stone,
Ask the people you meet.

There's more to the matter,
More to the soul.
It's part interaction,
Being part of the whole.

Yeh, Love, Love, Love,
Love, Love, Love,
With Love, Love, Love,
Yeh, Love, Love...

It's easy to say,
But hard to describe,
This mind over matter,
This feeling inside.

With time it can grow,
Like anything living.
Feelings will show,
Just keep on giving.

Love, Love, Love,
Give Love, Love, Love,
Wowow Love, Love, Love,
Give Love, Love...

Break

It's an endless supply,
You can tap right into.
Don't be shy,
Jump right into.

Get your feet wet,
Keep yourself cool.
You know experience counts,
But you need the tool.

It's Love, Love, Love,
Love, Love, Love,
Yes it's Love, Love, Love,
Oh yeh, Love, Love...

HERE WE ARE

Words and Music by Dale Neumann

Well, here we are,
In the same old place,
Trying to find another way,
Trying to solve the case.

But somehow we find,
That it isn't so bad,
Living in the same old space,
Living in this mind.

Well, it isn't so rough.
Well, it isn't so bad.
Well, it isn't so tough.
No need to be sad.

Well, here we are.
It's not that far,
From what we used to know,
Just another star...

Light years from yesterday,
And close to tomorrow,
Building on what's here and now,
Returning what we borrow.

We can work it out.
We can make it grand.
No need to pout.
To take a stand.

Well, here we are,
It's time to leave,
Move along to better things,
Just try to believe.

Life gets better everyday,
Sometimes we think it doesn't.
We keep our eyes on what's ahead,
And try to live in the present.

One step at a time,
It's not a quantum leap.
We can take our time.
The road is not so steep.

We are all here.

APART

Words and Music by Dale Neumann

When I was away from you,
I didn't know what to do,
Go away run and hide,
'Cause of what I feel inside.

Refrain

But then you came back into my life,
And then you said you'd be my wife,
To never be apart again,
Always knowing together we win.

I love you.

When you were away in France,
We had no time for romance,
A few calls on the telephone,
I was wishing you were home.

When you stopped over in Greece,
My thoughts for you increased,
Growing stronger every day,
From the time that you went away.

Refrain

Finally, on your flight back home,
You decide no more to roam,
Never alone to cross the sea,
Sticking faithfully to me.

Walkin' up the front porch steps,
You pulled me from emotional depths.
Your kissing me was heaven sent,
Just the way our lives were meant.

So now you've come back into my life,
And now I know you'll be my wife.
We'll never be apart again,
Always knowing together we win.

I love you.

I LIKE TO DANCE

Words and Music by Dale Neumann

I like to dance,
You like to sing.
Where's there romance,
You and I can bring?

Together can we be,
Living happily?
Forgetting what is lost,
Forgiving does not cost.

Refrain

I've never met,
Anyone else like you.
You give me strength,
When joyous times are few.

Your love for me,
Means I don't cry alone.
Me, lovin' you,
Is something I've always known.

I like to run,
You like to jog.
Where's there a place,
You and I can log?

Together can we be,
Meeting under a tree?
Talking about the stars,
Watching the passing cars.

Refrain

I like to win,
You like to please.
Where's there a point,
You and I can freeze?

Together can we laugh,
Somewhere on this graph,
Twining all our thoughts,
Avoiding mental droughts?

Refrain

JUST GET TO HEAVEN

Words and Music by Dale Neumann


I don't know how it is in heaven.
I only know my life on the earth.
In heaven I'm told we're all equal,
But here I know what I'm worth.


Refrain
If I could just get to heaven,
Before I die,
Then I could sing, sing, sing,
All the way home.

If I could just get to heaven,
Before I die,
Then I could ring, ting, ting,
All the way home.


How can I have all the answers,
Before it's time to go.
How can I meet all the dancers,
Before it's the end of the show.

Refrain

Break

Where will I be traveling on,
Beyond the end of the road.
Waiting my life for the unknown,
Living is my only code.

Refrain

If I could just get to heaven,
Before I die,
Then I could swing, swing, swing,
All the way home.

If I could just get to heaven,
Before I die,
Then I could sting, sting, sting,
All the way home.

If I could just get to heaven,
Before I die,
Then I could fling, fling, fling
All the way home.

If I could just get to heaven,
Before I die,
Then I could brrrrrring,
All the way home.

NANCY

Words and Music by Dale Neumann

Nancy,
Nancy,
Nancy,
Nancy.

Nancy, Nancy,
Nancy, Nancy,
Nancy, Nancy,
Nancy. Nancy.

NANCY, NANCY, NANCY,
NANCY, NANCY, NANCY,
NANCY, NANCY, NANCY,
NANCY! NANCY! NANCY!

WE MUST CARE

Words and Music by Dale Neumann

The problems of the mind
The problems of the brain
The problems of the mind
Can drive one insane.

The problems of the heart
The problems of emotion
The problems of the heart
Stem from devotion.

The problems of the flesh
The problems of the bod
The problems of the flesh
Distinguish us from God.

The problems that we face
The problems that we share
The problems of our race
We must care.

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Headphones highly recommended ( should i say required ? )
I was using my "late" Uncle Mickey's fully ear-covering headphones at home
however, i recently got a very needed laptop and was looking for headphones for that.

I stumbled upon a nice black colored Philips headset at a RiteAid in town.
Model Number is SHL3000 just to make sure You pick the right ones.
The pair is not quite fully ear-covering but also is a bit lighter which is nice.
Currently runs about 20 dollars. Then, down at the nearest Mickey-D's,
I instantly made some much needed "mods" as in modifications to the pair:

1. remove foam ear pads completely leaving only plastic shells
Reasons: Stop head and ear sweat from rubberized materials,
allow for less tension from headset to head because ear pieces are now thinner and ...
more importantly get You closer to the pure music with no foam barriers.
I also discovered a hidden manufacturing sticker under one of the ear pieces.
YES THIS TOO AFFECTS AUDIO VIBRATIONS,
SO PLEASE REMOVE IT COMPLETELY ALONG WITH ANY STRAY LEFTOVER ADHESIVES !!

2. remove wire splitter blocking rubber piece from where
stereo wires join from headphones to jack with plastic knife
and then split the stereo separated wires back significantly for more headroom comfort.
in fact, i found the best to do is split the channel wires all the way down to the plug.
Reasons: Increased comfort not having something "in your face" and ...
more importantly somehow improves separation of right and left tracks,
reducing cross-vibrations. On this particular brand of headphones,
i advise to also remove the rubber wire protecting "stiffeners"
at the base of the ear cups. These detract from your comfort and sound quality, too.
As with any "wire surgery", take extreme caution when removing the rubber,
so as not to scratch the original wire coating, cause a short, or pull out / break a wire,
as in this day and age, we are using very fine wiring that no longer lends itself to soldering
fixes as in the past. Creating a short, or a break in contact could mean doom for your headphones
so please be careful, however, You Really Should Make These Modifications Here
As They Make A Very Significant Difference ! Well Worth The Effort !!!!!

3. This step applies for listening to "Commercially created" music
like under "Under Cover" topic.
For "Dale Neumann" original music:
The below headphone "channel flipping" technique when listening is Not required.
In any case, you should still prepare your headphones the below manner
since you may listen more to the commercial music
And That commercial stuff is definitely flipped and needs unflipping !

Step 3 ( special ) - Preparation for commercial listening:
Determine which is the native right and left channels of the headphone.
This is can easily done by playing the "R L Test" song
under my Scraps Album from the Main Page
Ok, now that you know your left from your right,
scratch off some of the flashy Philips logo
on the current TRUE LEFT earcup
to differentiate the two ear cups.
( right as "right" and left as "left" ),
You need to understand the music industry has been interested
in aiding the medical society by contributing
to our mental illness outbreaks over several years now.
so in "faith",
Reverse the headphones
now putting right as "left" ear and left as "right" ear.
( well more than faith ...
for Now, once you make this change,
you will notice the "right handed" musicians intentions
in many tracks of having the main close instruments piped
heavier into the right channel and farther and echoing instrumentation
belonging to the left channel
also drum tracks are preferred to have the feeling
of being in the "cockpit" of the drum set
like the main heavy crash cymbal should be on the right side !!
In other words, to achieve the corrected "stage view" the artist intended
as opposed to an "audience view" ...
You Must Reverse What The Recording Industry did !! )
Verify they are now "reversed",
which is now the correct Restoration technique for these music industry based recordings,
take note that your scratched cup on the left channel
will now be placed on your Right Ear when listening to "Industry Made Music"
If You need to remember that the scratched side
is the channel for your left ear,
learn about a life changing decision I made one day:
I turned Left ( instead of right to just go home like usual )
into a voting booth to meet a veteran of war hero
who offered me to read his life story and i offered website services.
I wound up posting His Book on the web.
He, Tad Galin, changed my perspective on life forevermore
and He is also the Founder of Immune26:
one of the best health products on the market
and ever always be no doubt going forward.

Reminder: for "Home Grown" music like that of Me, Del Neu, use the LEFT marked headphone cup on LEFT ear.

Reminder: for Commercially produced music use the LEFT marked headphone cup on RIGHT ear.

4. I cannot easily trade out the wiring which has a feel of the kind of rubber
used in a tape to CD adapter i once bought that claimed the wire
had been tested in California and found to cause infertility in people,
so all i can recommend you do about the cabling is to wash it
as soon as you get the headphones.
Wash the external wires thoroughly and carefully with soap and water,
so as not to do damage any internals of the headphone device.

5. When You wear the headphones like these Philips ones "normally",
you need to realize that our communications industry
has found a way in most every speaker
including headphone types to see to it that
when the speaker is in its normal upright position,
it is actually sending out the voice
as in telephones or music as in speakers or headphones
at 180 degree phase shift from normal due to the orientation
of the speaker in the chasis being "upside-down"
from what it should be for proper audio.
The signal processing, that is before the signal reaches you,
has caused this 180 degree "upside-down" phase shift.
The only thing we can do to compensate for that,
is to simply flip the speaker device completely upside-down, too
from what the orientation of the speaker was manufactured as
in oder to compensate back generating now an "upright" signal again.
Why did they do this or why hasn't this been fixed ??
Maybe to create unnecessary stress in our lives, etc
and make us grow tired of staying on the phone too long
or for listening to prolonged periods to good music.
To compensate and remove this inherent phase shift,
simply for speakers, use them upside-down
whenever possible to flip them.

update 20170414
one other weird but effective way
to know which way headphone left right orientation is correct.
with the music playing, take off the headphones
in the current position put them straight out
in front of your eyes with your eyes
staring into the void where your head would go.
see if you notice a "dream catcher" effect
that makes you see cross eyed while looking
into the loop of the headphones.
you want this effect NOT TO BE THERE.
flip the headphones right and left to left to right,
see if looking into the headphones and the surrounding
space is the SAME EFFECT, then you got the CORRECT ORIENTATION
TO PREVENT SCRAMBLING YOUR EGG HEAD BRAINS. GOT IT ?
IF YOUR EYES IRRITATE AND FEEL RED, ORIENTATION OF HEADPHONES IS INCORRECT !
protect your mind BUT DO NOT FEAR CHECKING FOR THIS
IT IS CRITICAL TO PREVENTING COMMON BRAIN DAMAGE
THAT FOLLOWS YOU ALREADY AT EVERY PUBLIC SERVICE , RESTAURANT, STORES , ETC.
like whereever the owner CARES LESS ABOUT THE ATMOSPHERE OF HIS BUSINESS LOCATION.
IT SUCKS BUT AT THIS TIME, MANY BUSINESSES DO NOT CATER TO OUR COMFORT ZONE.
THIS WILL CHANGE. IT HAS TO. AND EVERYONE OF US HAS TO OUR PART
AS PATRONS TO SAY TO THE MANAGEMENT, "I REFUSE TO COME BACK HERE,
I AM NOT HAVING A PLEASANT, SHOPPING, DINING, AMUSEMENT, ETC. EXPERIENCE !"
SPEAK UP, WE ALL HAVE A RIGHT TO LIVE IN A SAFE COMFORTABLE WORLD !
THE IDEA IS YOU GET THE MUSIC AND GET IT RIGHT RIGHT HERE AT puredel.com
God knows what happens here if you judge this way WITH EYE GLASSES on because
EYE GLASSES ARE DECEPTIVE DEVICE THAT NO ONE SHOULD EVER NEED
IN FACT THEY MAY BE INVERTING YOUR PERCEPTION OF WHAT "CLEAR VISION"
SHOULD BE TO THE POINT YOU COULD LOSE YOUR NATURAL ABILITY TO RECOVER
AND STOP USING GLASSES COMPLETELY. IF YOU WEAR GLASSES,
PLEASE WORK VERY HARD TO WEEEEN YOURSELF FROM USING ANY EYE GLASSES.
TRY ALL SCENARIOS, FLIP HEADPHONES IN FRONT OF YOU WITHOUT GLASSES AND THEN WITH
YOU MIGHT LEARN JUST HOW MUCH EYE GLASSES WILL BE THE DEMISE OF YOUR NATURALLY
P E R F E C T VISION. 20/20 IS FICTION ITS BEYOND PERFECT WHICH MAKES
EYE DOCTORS RICH RICHER AND RICHER STILL. I AM NOW A TOUCH FARSIGHTED
AND THANK GOD. I SEE THIS TEXT PERFECTLY IN SMALL FONT IN NOTEPAD RIGHT NOW
WITH THE LAPTOP ON MY LAP. NO SQUINTING NOTHING. EYE GLASSES ARE AS STUPID
AS CANCER AND ANY OTHER CONVOLUTED CONFUSING DIAGNOSIS ALL MARKETING PLOTS
TO HELP YOU MAKE YOURSELF REEEEEEAAAAAALLLLLLY SICK WHEN YOU
HAD NO PROBLEMS AT ONE TIME IN YOUR LIFE ? WHY SHOULD YOU EVER HAVE A PROBLEM ?
THEY ALL STARTED THE DAY THE FIRST DOCTOR CONVINCED YOU SOMETHING WAS WRONG
WITH YOU WHEN NEVER EVER WAS ANYTHING WRONG IN THE FIRST PLACE !!!! MARK THE ABOVE WORDS
AS GOLD, SILVER, COPPER, AND AS NOURISHING AS THE BEST PORTERHOUSE STEAK
MONEY COULD BUY.

For headphones, No Longer put the headstrap over the top of Your head
but rather rotate the band toward the back of the head
as much as possible with attention to comfort,
so that the band should not have
to actually touch Your neck.
You will see that the sound is improved sufficiently.
This new "opposing orientation"
restores the sound back as close to "upright" as possible,
in other words zero ( 0 ) degrees of phase shift
yielding greater transparency.
For telephones and cell phones, etc. ,
use speakerphone if you have that option
while inverting the body of the phone
so the microphone device is on top
( since it is usually at the bottom )
and the speaker device is now on the bottom
( where it normally is at the top of the phone ).
Think this is crazy ?? Try me !!
You will feel more peace on the phone and with media playing
because its all back to "ah natural"
Oh, and the Philips headphones are nice
because there are no wires in the headband
so no external electrical current no matter how small
will be coarsing near the back of your neck when you use them,
otherwise the headphones would have yet another E.M.F. health hazard.

6. One more thing,
to maintain the proper purity and realism,
somewhat unrelated to the headphones:
Some laptops come with audio power boosting and enhancing technology
and some programs you install allow you to modify the sound,
"enhancing" the music in various ways.
You should Not require any of these enhancements
to be in an "Active" or "Enabled" state on Your laptop.
Disable as much of these types of devices as you can.
That includes now setting any onboard equalization
back to a transparent flat response of all poles to zero dB
I have already attempted to create Exactly
what You need to hear the music proper and pure
especially through good headphones like the pair that I recommended here.
so at least reset configurations there
before making any tweaks
thinking your headphones are not flat response And ...
You Are Positive What The Cause Is !!
as most new headphones are very flat response
due to improved technologies.
For example, I recently noticed an IDT Audio Control Panel
in my Control Panel Settings folder.
With settings enabled,
I started restoring more tracks with added equalization
thinking more processing was necessary
when finally when i realized most of this websites's restored tracks
are fine as long as Those audio enhancements turned Off.
Now I realize I can go back to a simpler restore processing technique
( just time warping and compression for the most part )
because the laptop's built in audio enhancements were working against me,
effectively aiding to add more noise to the tracks,
decreasing softness and purity,
while impairing my judgement to restore the tracks
the way they should be restored.
So, for whatever those bad things "boost" that maybe some desire,
The Bottom Line is: I just don't want them Or Need Them
( any of those type of audio "enhancing" gadgets )
And Neither Do You !!
Under "Under Cover",
I work very hard at getting the wavefiles showcased here
as perfect as I can using Goldwave software,
So that You Should Not Have To Make Any Setting Adjustments To Your Sound.
In Other Words, You Just Put "Everything in Passive Mode",
Click On The Arrow And Play !!

7. Cell phone speaker tip

positioning a rested left hand near cell phone speaker
adjusts sonic direction to ear for added realness .
using a cupped hand facing down like a partial dome over the speaker
with open curved fingers separated a bit ..
seems work well for me .. but experiment yourself .
remember .. do not have drippy liquid on hands .
keep water etc away from speaker and cell phone
More Natural and Effective ..
EQ and Subwoofer etc. not required !

Any Track Can Be Listened To In Its Entirety
for No Charge.

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